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• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• Dr.H: Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful. [hands over a pamphlet] Marge
  [reads] So you've ruined your life. -- Marge learns she's pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job. -- Man from the Repo Depot, "I Married Marge
• Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
  If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
  Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
• It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the eighties.
  Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp....
• It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80's.
  Those were idealistic days... The candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp, it was an exciting time to be young....
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....