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• What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
  Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....
• When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able
  for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• Did he pick the dog up by the ears? No. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
  Picking them up in the air. Where was the dog at this time?...
• You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you, raping you, and you didn't scream?
  No ma'am. Does that mean you consented? No, ma'am....
• Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...