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• Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice.
  Everything had two shadows. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
  Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....
• The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
  -- Jonathan Swif...
• Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
• Standing on your head makes a smile of a frown, but the rest of your face is also upside down.
• You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
• SMILEY d :-o hats off to your great idea