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Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
But I be a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.
Lion died of shame in New York-Someone gave him a mohawk.
Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick? Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
[points to an ill-feeling cat] Hey, why'd you eat 'em?...
It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
SMILEY ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad