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The Indirect Cause Of This Accident Was A Little Guy In A Small Car With A Big Mouth.
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The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
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I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
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My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. -- Excerpt from insurance form....
I honestly do not believe that anyone was really responsible for this accident, but if blame must be placed, it surely belongs, all 110% of it, on the other driver.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....