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• What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.
• The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
• When the wine is in, the wit is out.
• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• But she sure looks fine after a bottle of wine.
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• A light supper, a good night's sleep and a fine morning have often made a hero out of the same man, who, by indigestion, a restless night and a rainy morning would have proved a coward.
  -- Chesterfield...
• Age is important only in dead fish and good wine.
• A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami