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The Magistrate Renders Summary Judgement. You Are Sentenced To Prison!
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The Magistrate renders summary judgement.
You are sentenced to prison!
The guards recognize you as a 'three-time-loser'
...and beat you up a little to teach you a lesson.
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A good amulet may protect you against guards.
Vault guards always make sure you aren't a shopkeeper.
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security guards?
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Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptio...
Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm!