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• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
  Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
• Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
  To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...