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The Mud Is Alive! -- Bing Crosby
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The mud is alive!
-- Bing Crosby
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Never take top billing. You'll last longer that way. -- Bing Crosby
And now, the Bing Crosby show, brought to you by the makers of Ex-Lax.
...a brief pause, and then Bing !!...
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
Politician, n.: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach. -- Bing's Rule
Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.