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Never Take Top Billing. You'll Last Longer That Way. -- Bing Crosby
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Never take top billing. You'll last longer that way.
-- Bing Crosby
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The mud is alive! -- Bing Crosby
And now, the Bing Crosby show, brought to you by the makers of Ex-Lax.
...a brief pause, and then Bing !!...
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
You are in an angled passage way with light at the top.
Old hippies never die, they just take a little longer to get a mortgage.
You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
-- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...