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Troy McClure's A Perfect Gentleman, Like Bing Crosby Or JFK.
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Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...
Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
[points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...
Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitors center....