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• The mud is alive! -- Bing Crosby
• Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
  -- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Never take top billing. You'll last longer that way. -- Bing Crosby
• Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach. -- Bing's Rule
• Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
• And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?
• You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
  -- Pearl William...
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...