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The Only One Of Your Children Who Does Not Grow Up And Move Away Is Your Husband.
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away
is your husband.
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
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May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
These gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears, and should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.
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Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's!