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Did You Hear About The Practical Young Miss Who Bought A Negligee With Fur Around The Hemline To Keep Her Neck Warm.
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Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought a
negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her neck warm.
Related:
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
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