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• Is a bean spread a kind of bean dip?
• Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!
  !... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!...
• Bean shooters are prohibited in Arkansas.
• BEAN: a living person. "He's a right nice human bean!" -- Texan Dictionary
• Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
• Too many people are digging up their roots when they should be cultivating their sprouts.
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
  You go to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back up here for eternity....
• The town was so small it had only one yellow page. -- Orson Bea