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  My lips are now forbid to speak That once familiar word....
• And it's readily apparent that...
• Nono no fortunes today...
• Fog: the air apparent.
• To open...Open like any umbrella. To close...Close like any umbrella.
  -- Instructions for Sears compact manual umbrella...
• You cannot keep a fully grown chimpanzee in the house.
  If he decides to throw himself at you out of affection he can easily knock you down the stairs....
• Warning: end of file 'fortunes' reached.
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