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• Like any other appliance, it is possible to cook food to the point of destruction.
  -- Sears Microwave Instruction Manual...
• Life is like a room full of open doors which close as you get older.
• If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
• There are fortunes that mention the word 'umbrella' for no apparent reason.
• When it begins to rain you will consider everyone with an umbrella as a friend.
  -- Yoshi's Umbrella Law...
• Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
• In this world, it rains on the Just and the Unjust, but the Unjust have the Just's umbrella
• Let a smile be your umbrella, but take along a raincoat just in case.
• The money saved for a rainy day now buys a smaller umbrella.