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There is an ancient Greek krater here!
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There is a beautiful Greek chalice here!
from the ancient Greek: Oxus = "sharp", Moros = "dull" -- Oxymoro
You are in a room containing what appears to be the ruins of an ancient ancient temple.
On one wall is some writing. It appears to be part part of the Greek alphabet....
A gold statuette of an ancient egyptian goddess is sitting here.
PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek....
A chasm, evidently produced by an ancient river, runs through the cave here.
Passages lead off in all directions....
Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
So, with three ticks left on the clock, it all comes down to this one play.
If Washington scores here, happy fans will be looting and turning over cars in nation's capital tonight!...
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.