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• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LAUNCELOT
  Yes ... I'm very sorry ... FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!...
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
  FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
• ZOOT: I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.
  We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us....
• ROBIN: The what? ARTHUR: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
  'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard always carries with him....
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail