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FIRST HEAD: All Right! All Right! We'll Kill Him First And Then Have Tea And Biscuits.
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FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and
biscuits.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...
FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
The rest of the ARMY stand around looking at a loss.
] INSPECTOR END OF FILM: (picks up megaphone) All right!...
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST SOLDIER: So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?...
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR
Victory is mine!...