Related:

• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Eat my SHORTS! -- Bart Simpso
• I am Bart of Borg.. assimilate my shorts.
• My reason is not framed to bend or stoop; my knees are. -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592)
• Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
• Bad shorts! -- Batty
• Be a swinger; wear boxer shorts.