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The Sleeper Has Awakened.
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The Sleeper Has Awakened.
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The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv
The net of the sleeper catches fish. Greek Proverb
I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reaga...
I was such a pacifist I used to get beaten up by Quakers -- Woody Allen,Sleepe
I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
.. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!
-- Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
-- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...