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The World Is Really Just A Big Ball Of Dirt.
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The world is really just a big ball of dirt.
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A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big. -- Francis Scott Fitzgerald
ATLAS A really big dude who used to carry the world upon his shoulders (or something like that).
Today's modern Prime Ministers and Presidents may think that they carry the world upon *their* shoulders, but if that were true then they'd be crushed into tiny specks just by the sheer weight of the damn thing....
If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else
just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball....
Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
You don't really jerk out the eyeball, you just sorta *spring* it so it pops outa the socket.
-- Big Frank, in "Hells Angels" by Hunter S. Thompso...
I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!
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Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space....
The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.