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I Don't Believe There Really IS A GAS SHORTAGE.. I Think It's All Just A BIG HOAX On The Part Of The Plastic Sign Salesmen -- To Sell More Numbers!
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I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more
numbers!!
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I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!
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I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen-- .
. to sell more numbers!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space....
So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that aren't on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.
Surely we don't (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and philosophical message in all this, do we?...
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
In men this blunder still you find,-- All think their little set mankind.
-- Hannah More (1745-1833) -- Florio, Part i...
I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....
Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...