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• The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
  -- Tellis Frank...
• Having a passionate commitment to social justice does not excuse you from knowing what in the hell you're talking about.
• You know your really somebody in the software world when Richard Stallman complains about you having a gratuitous patent.
• The worst thing about incomplete sentences.
• Nothing is so good for improvement in driving as having a police car follow you as you drive about the town.
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
  Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....