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• Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said I had made it up.
• That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." ~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959
• There's a comedian over here in Britain called Jack Dee who came out with a great string of Famous Last Words.
  He came up with the idea of a Black Box Recorder for cars, so that you could find out the last thing that was said in the car before crashing!...
• Now I'll give YOU something to believe. I'm just one hundred and one, five months and a day.
  I can't believe THAT!" said Alice. "Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone....
• I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously.
• That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.
• SMILEY :-D laughing (at you!)
• I haven't laughed so much since yesterday.
• SMILEY %-(I) laughing out loud