THIEF
i. Profession somehow made semi-glamorous in fantasy games, by
making out that they are a noble breed of honourable men and women,
who have their own organised societies and guilds, rather than
weedy scumbags who break into your house and nick your video.
ii. The character that no-one wants when they first play
Dungeons & Dragons, because they can't kill monsters or cast cool
spells.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
WAR
I think Frankie Goes To Hollywood had it right. Put the leaders -
the actual people who've insulted each others' grandmothers or
whatever - in the ring, and let them beat the shit out of each
other....