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  A special circuit in the computer called a "critical detector" senses the user's emotional state in terms of how desperate they are to get their program to run....
• WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
  A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the machine....
• WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
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• Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
  Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....
• Availability of manuscripts in a given subject area is inversely proportional to the need for books in that area.
• Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model worker.
  We should continue this conversation later, during the designated break periods....
• TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES Fictional alleged humour written during the early-1990s by some deranged git in Australia.
  Now known to cause permanent brain damage if consumed for long periods of time....
• Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.