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• One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
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• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
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  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
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  I was honest about it! She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere....