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This Finance Magazine Says Most Americans Don't Plan For A Rainy Day.
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This finance magazine says most Americans don't plan for a rainy day. Of
course we do. We just plan to get wet.
-- Mark Cullum
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We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
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So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
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Most of our lives are spent in Plan B.