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This Is A Nightmare And I'm Going To Wake Up, RIGHT?
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This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up, RIGHT?
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Give them pleasure -- the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
-- Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)...
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative.
As soon as I finish this recording I'm going to bed indefinitely....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up at 3
00am from a nightmare, and realize the reason for i...
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewi
Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...