Related:

• ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE: The word "No".
• CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- antipersonnel balm.
• Marge: And a bottle of aspirin. Apu: [holding a bottle that can't hold more than 10 tablets] The aspirin is $
  24.95. Marge: $24.95?! Apu: I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle....
• There's a new birth-control pill for women. You put it between your knees and keep it there.
  -- Bill Barne...
• Cocaine -- the thinking man's Aspirin.
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• Little Red Riding Hood is a Russian contraceptive.
• The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently. -- Margaret Smith
• And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.