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  Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
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• This here's the wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or you can hold it in your hand.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• Marge: I have something that I'd like to sell. Joh
  Please tell me it's your hair. Marge: [flattered, giggles] No....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• 1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle
  Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children" --Author Unknow...
• Hibbert shows Bart-Hugo to Marge] [one of them starts gnawing the other ferociously] Marge
  I think I'll bottle-feed that one. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...