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• To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving hamster.
• Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream.
  -- T. S. Elio...
• Cat - Pothole Cove
• Close cover before striking.
• Cover your stump before you hump.
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3. Fur ball puker.
• A robot who cleaned up a flat Was perfectly programmed for that, And washed every dish That a lady might wish - But vacuumed up poodle and cat.
  -- G. A. Maso...
• Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.