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Cover Your Stump Before You Hump.
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Cover your stump before you hump.
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If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
Close cover before striking.
To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving hamster.
Stump: The state tree of Orego
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Pam's Law of Group Insurance: The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.
If you cover a congressional committee on a regular basis, they will report the bill on your day off.
-- Herb Foste...
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...