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To serve and control, that's our motto, that's what we do.
-- Policeman, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana
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Coincidence is one thing, but this thing with the bike was bordering on mega strange.
-- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
-- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
.. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
BETTER WEIRD THAN DEAD! -- Eerie Indiana
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know
the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
-- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...