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• Money cannot buy The fuel of love but is excellent kindling.
  To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, Is a keen observer of life, The word intellectual suggests right away A man who's untrue to his wife....
• Those who will not reason, perish in the act. Those who will not act, perish for that reason.
  -- W. H. Auden, _Shorts_...
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• Hey, I'm a Man who stands by his word!
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
  -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...
• If I could live my life again That'll be the thing to be A man who put stumbling blocks In the lives of the likes of me -- Momus "I was a Maoist intellectual in the music industry".
• Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
  .. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...