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Two Women Were Talking About That Recent Birth Of Quintuplets.
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Two women were talking about that recent birth of quintuplets. One woman
says, "Did you know that happens only once in four million times?" The
other says, "My God, when did she ever have time for her housework?"
-- Bill Barner
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