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As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse. -- Art Buchwald
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As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
-- Art Buchwald
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it gets replaced....
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It just gets worse and worse....
Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.