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  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...
• Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together.
• Tofu--what is that stuff? It's like spackling compound.
  It's like chickpeas and grout. Food should not caulk windows. -- Billiam Coronel...
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
• Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.
• Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.