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My Work Is Being Destroyed Almost As Soon As It Is Printed.
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My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it
is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.
Al Capp
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Your bootsector is being destroyed!
Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine, so watch out.
.. Laszlo Panaflex. -- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma...
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable....
Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry i
Day One: Still tired from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being one to being two, and my age doubled in a year....
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. -- Al Capp, in "Esquire", 1970
Today is the first day of the rest of my death. Tomorrow will be the next day of it. Bwwaahh.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.