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• Coming soon to BBC1: Doctor Who: The Next Regeneration.
• A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: Welcome a Borg.
• Kirk: "Permission to come aboard, Captain." Spock: "Welcome, Admiral.
  I think you know my training crew. Certainly they have come to know you....
• Riker: "Welcome aboard, sir. I'm Commander Riker, first officer.
  Maxwell: "I know all about you, commander. Fine work you did with the Borg....
• Smithers: This r\'esum\'e is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "Abibu gazini".
  Marge: What? Smithers: "Welcome aboard". I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours....
• Turlough: Time will tell. Doctor: Yes, indeed. Aboard the TARDIS, it always does.
  -- Warriors of the Deep...
• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of the idea of a doomsday machine.
  "I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant Ellen up a steep incline....