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• You are welcome.
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1.
  For Valhalla, press 2. For Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong, so *we* certainly can't help you....
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• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• Picard: "Now at the risk of being rude--" Q: "Yes, once again, I overstate my welcome.
  As a human, I was ill-equipped to thank you. But as myself, you have my everlasting gratitude....