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Well, 'Bob', Welcome On Board. (They Gaze At Each Other For A While.
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Well, 'Bob', welcome on board. (They gaze at each other for a while.)
...Sorry, Baldrick, any reason you're still here?
-- Edmund : Bells
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Edmund and Kate wrestle each other to the floor. Their eyes meet searchingly.
Edmund slowly bends to kiss her...the door opens, and Baldrick enters....
Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
For as we all know, God made Man in his own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like _you_, Baldrick.
-- Edmund to Baldrick : Bell...
Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
.. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....