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• Well, 'Bob', welcome on board. (They gaze at each other for a while.
  ) ...Sorry, Baldrick, any reason you're still here? -- Edmund : Bell...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
  God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Unfortunately I already have a servant. The word is.
  ..that your servant is the worst servant in London....
• What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
  ...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• ounds of cheers...Baldrick enters the dugout) Sir!
  Sir! It's all over the trenches! Well, mop it up, then... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Bad luck, Ballders. Don't worry, my lord. The arrow didn't in fact enter my body.
  By a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...