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• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python's Big Red Book
• Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt! Bevidere
  (skeptically): A newt? Peasant : (pause, then sheepishly)...
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho