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  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
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  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
  Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...