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  Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?...
• Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
  I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
  Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....