Well, You'd Be Angry Too If You Had A Tree Put A Move On You As Fast As That One Did On Me, Which Is Why The Car Is Totally Ruined.

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Well, you'd be angry too if you had a tree put a move on you as fast
as that one did on me, which is why the car is totally ruined.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.

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