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• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....